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2017 Legacy: The John Wick

Chapter 2 Pencil: Why the museum? For proving that if you give Keanu Reeves a suit and a writing utensil, he can take out half the international assassins in Rome.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition
In 2023, the box office didn't just recover—it exploded. It was t...read more »
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
Why Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney? For a movie that proved the "...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Hollywood went big or went home. It was the year we real...read more »

😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition
In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pikachu_Fan_8809/11/2015 17:59Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules08/15/2003 18:29Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Rewritable_CD04/24/2014 00:15I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@MP3_Encoder05/21/1996 07:18128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green04/30/2009 20:35Super green! Hilarious!
@Wild_Thornberry04/17/2003 19:20Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@First_World_P08/10/1996 07:29My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Homestar_Runner01/06/2010 19:33That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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