Why the cars? For a heist movie that was basically a 2-hour commercial for BMW, making everyone want a car that can drive down stairs.
Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Silently laughing in the snow.