Tony Stark’s first request after escaping a terrorist cell is a cheeseburger. I’ve never related to a billionaire more.
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Waddle on over and read this!