2019 Legacy: The Iron Man

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 3000. / 3000 who? / I love you 3000! Now open the door and give me a hug!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

@Napster_King06/27/2001 10:16I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Tamagotchi_Dad12/26/2012 22:58Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@DVD_Collector03/06/2007 03:14Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Pretty_In_Pink03/24/1997 04:59Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@White_Goodman_G03/06/2000 06:06We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/20/1997 16:29Heh heh heh. Good one.