I spent three and a half hours watching Robert De Niro get de-aged. It was a masterpiece, but I had to pause it four times to stretch my legs.
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
The magic man... is laughing!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!