Why was the intern sad? He was told he was an “Apocalypse Coordinator,” which meant he had to shred all the evidence before the world “ended.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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