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2017 Legacy: The Insurance

I asked if they cover ‘AI-induced Stress.’ They said, “Only if the AI is the one filing the claim.”

Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z04/15/2010 17:51Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@StreetFighter_Ken07/21/2003 19:06Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Home_Alone_Kevin08/02/1996 11:39Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Spice_Girl_Posh11/09/2011 00:08Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Jackass_Johnny07/14/1998 23:31Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Pedro_For_Pres11/30/2013 03:47Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Tina_Eat_Food07/05/1998 07:15Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Old_School_Frank12/03/2001 14:23We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/23/2010 16:40I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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