Why did the House of Representatives vote to impeach Clinton in December? Because they realized that “High Crimes and Misdemeanors” apparently included “Being caught doing what most of them were also doing, but more successfully.”
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Meat-Free" G7 Menu
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31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Political Vibe
Why was it the "Year of Sync"? Because we ended it realizing that...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration
Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »
2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
Why were the veterans the real stars? To remind the world leaders...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition
In 1995, politics felt like a game of Minesweeper—one wrong click...read more »
2024 Archive: The EU Election "Right" Shift
Why did the European Parliament turn more conservative? Because v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Water Wars of 2025
Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because "cloud...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
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2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
Why did the 2024 campaign feel like a sequel? Because Donald Trum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deep-fake Spouse
Why did the PM’s spouse become suspicious? Because they hadn't bl...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
One joke to rule them all!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.