1999 Archive: The iMac Blueberry Fever

We’ve reached peak aesthetic: everything in my house, from my computer to my toothbrush, is now made of translucent blue plastic.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 "Hit M...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9001/18/2005 13:48In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Blue_Screen_Survivor01/23/2007 05:56At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@CRT_Degauss05/23/2004 03:36BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Charlie_Unicorn11/18/1999 05:09We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Rage_Comic_Fan08/05/2012 08:21FFFFFUUUUU-nny!