Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend forever!
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2020 Vintage: The Mute
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / (Silence). / (Silence) who? / Sorry, I was on mute! Can you hear ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / (Silence). / (Silence) who? / Sorry, I was on mute! Can you hear ... read more »
2. 2003 Archive: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new technology!Part of... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new technology!Part of... read more »
3. 2013 Vintage: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 40 Classic K... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 40 Classic K... read more »
4. 2004 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my USB cable?Part of the 52 Class... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my USB cable?Part of the 52 Class... read more »
5. 2007 Legacy: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
6. 2008 Legacy: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, did you lose the key?Part of ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, did you lose the key?Part of ... read more »
7. 2017 Legacy: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knoc... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knoc... read more »
8. 2019 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Endgame later!Part of ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Endgame later!Part of ... read more »
9. 2010 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!Part of the 50 C... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!Part of the 50 C... read more »
10. 2015 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2015 Bestie!Part of the... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2015 Bestie!Part of the... read more »
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[2014-11-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]X-Gen_Mark: This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
[2005-10-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Backstreet_Fan: I want it that way... the funny way!
[1998-10-23 ARCHIVE_LOG]Buffy_Summers_97: Slaying these jokes one by one.
[2015-10-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Winamp_Playlist: Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
[2009-06-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Snatch_Mickey: Do ya like dags? And jokes?
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