Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I miss the gym!”
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2006 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!Part of the 46 Classic Kno... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!Part of the 46 Classic Kno... read more »
2. 2007 Archive: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I'm just a muggle!Part of ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I'm just a muggle!Part of ... read more »
3. 2020 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re out of toilet paper!P... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re out of toilet paper!P... read more »
4. 2011 Vintage: The 2011
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2011. / 2011 who? / 2,011 reasons why this year is epic!Part of t... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2011. / 2011 who? / 2,011 reasons why this year is epic!Part of t... read more »
5. 2013 Archive: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!Part of the 40 Classic Knoc... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!Part of the 40 Classic Knoc... read more »
6. 2022 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!Part of the 45 Clas... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!Part of the 45 Clas... read more »
7. 2017 Vintage: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 48 Classic K... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 48 Classic K... read more »
8. 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéDexes were full. It was the year... read more »
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéDexes were full. It was the year... read more »
9. 2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see the end of the world..... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see the end of the world..... read more »
10. 2015 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knoc... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knoc... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2004-05-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]The_Mask_Smokin: P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
[2004-08-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tamagotchi_Sitter: My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
[1998-11-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Pentium_Power: My processor can barely handle this much humor!
[2005-02-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Emule_Donkey: Waiting in the queue was worth it.
[2008-01-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]DragonBall_Z_G: His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
[2010-05-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Space_Background: The stars are aligned for this joke.
[2011-12-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hacktivist_Fan: Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
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