2000 Archive: The Ian Thorpe “Thorpedo”

Why was he wearing a full bodysuit? Because he was so fast people thought he was part-fish, part-aerospace project.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »

Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »

A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »

Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »

Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »

In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »

A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »

Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »

A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »

It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »

Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »

Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »

Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »

Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »

@ICQ_Classic04/19/2014 07:38That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Hellboy_Red01/17/1999 14:20I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Karate_Kid_Wax01/15/1997 04:06Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Tina_Eat_Food08/30/2003 14:18Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Reddit_Original09/13/1997 02:33The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Keep_Calm_Fan03/15/2001 09:58Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.