Tell me why… no, seriously, tell me why this song is so catchy despite the lyrics making zero sense.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!