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1995 Archive: The “Hummvee” Craze

Why did civilians start buying military trucks? Because Arnold Schwarzenegger proved that if you want to go to the grocery store, you should do it in a vehicle designed to survive a landmine.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan02/23/1999 09:29Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Winamp_Playlist09/10/2002 09:29Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/16/1996 08:39The Dude abides... this joke.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S06/16/2013 02:27I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Goosebumps_Kid02/14/2014 07:13Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Yugioh_Duelist07/01/1995 23:47You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Brick_Tamland_L10/28/1995 19:44I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Scumbag_Steve_X06/06/2001 15:01Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Fire_Background07/10/2009 08:19This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Cool_Story_Bro09/17/2011 12:54Actually, it IS a cool story!

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