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2025 Vintage: The Humanoid Assistant

 Why did the blonde try to marry her new AI-powered home robot? She heard it had “emotional intelligence” and thought it was the first guy who finally understood her shopping habits.

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan02/28/2006 22:48Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Full_House_Lover01/12/2014 02:49You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Oracle_Says09/20/2004 15:52I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Requiem_Dreamer03/23/2003 10:54That was intense... and funny!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei01/03/2008 22:03You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Wild_Thornberry04/27/2002 00:15Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Woman_Yelling_C10/16/1999 03:03The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Leeroy_Jenkins06/08/1996 16:14At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Cloud_Computing08/16/2013 10:08Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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