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2017 Archive: The Houston Astros’ First Title

Why was “Space City” finally a baseball town? Because the Astros beat the Dodgers in seven games to win their first World Series, giving a hurricane-damaged city a reason to cheer (before the “trash can” rumors started).

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9804/15/2006 00:38Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Twister_Chaser11/30/2012 17:31A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/24/2005 22:39They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Brazil_Terry_G12/13/1996 07:57Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/23/2005 23:17You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Metacrawler_X07/21/2010 10:29Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@No_Way_Jose01/07/2013 06:21No way! That’s too much!

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