1998 Vintage: The Hourly Rate

Why did the lawyer bill for the time he spent waiting for the elevator? He called it “vertical transit consultation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer03/15/2009 03:11Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/07/2012 09:01Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Mini_Me_Rocks01/02/2013 09:06... (Laughter in silence).

@Lag_Victim_0106/07/2002 13:06I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Slow_Clap_Guy01/24/2009 08:58...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!