2008 Archive: The “Hot N Cold” Katy Perry

She’s singing about indecisive guys, and I’m singing about my indecisive internet connection.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Billie Eilish is making me feel things about love again. 2024 is...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan05/24/1999 18:39Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Pentium_Power04/04/1997 19:39My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@USB_Pioneer12/28/2000 05:59Plug and Play laughter!

@Nu_Metal_Kid12/14/1996 13:38I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Orange_Mocha_F02/09/2007 13:49Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!