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1996 Legacy: The Hospital Gown

I asked for a gown that actually covers my back. The nurse laughed and said, “In 1996, privacy is an out-of-network luxury.”

Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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