2017 Classic: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

@Mean_Girls_Regina03/08/2008 21:08Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Optical_Mouse_9911/08/2009 09:25I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Lock_Stock_Two02/08/2008 12:51It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Wrestling_Nut06/23/2003 18:59Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Face_Palm_0104/25/2001 01:42Classic. Simply classic.