2012 Vintage: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet02/16/2003 17:48Alrighty then! Super funny.

@ChatRoom_Queen12/05/2010 23:59A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Oracle_Says09/16/2010 23:11I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Mocking_Sponge06/26/1996 21:26mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@DMOZ_Volunteer10/16/2015 03:24Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@StumbleUpon_User02/25/2010 03:00I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!