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2012 Archive: The HMO Gym

It’s just a room where you try to dodge flying bills.

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
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The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
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"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky11/08/2010 10:52I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@PalmPilot_Pro03/23/2012 23:15Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Floppy_Fanatic01/12/2004 05:53Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Bill_Nye_Fan05/06/1997 03:41Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Ferris_Bueller09/04/1998 00:55Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Sixteen_Candles09/29/2009 10:48I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Step_Brothers_B07/20/1999 00:06Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Everquest_Solo03/01/1998 10:06Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Hat_Tip_Sir02/06/1997 02:26M’lady... this joke is superb.

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