2003 Vintage: The HMO Gym

The only machine is a treadmill that moves backwards.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/15/1998 14:12Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@PalmPilot_Pro02/02/2003 07:24Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Mainframe_Manny09/14/1998 10:37Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Nirvana_Teen12/08/1996 10:53Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@DMOZ_Volunteer05/06/1995 04:30Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.