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2002 Vintage: The HMO Gym

The only equipment is a chair where you sit and wait for your premiums to go up.

Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original01/28/2015 19:22Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Forrest_Gump_8811/09/2013 07:19Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Matrix_Rebel09/23/1998 06:37I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@USB_Pioneer10/03/2008 12:16Plug and Play laughter!
@Wild_Thornberry12/06/2014 09:38Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Chocolate_Rain04/17/2000 10:03I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Philosoraptor_X08/29/2008 16:01If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Metacrawler_X10/28/2006 23:54Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

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