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One, but they have to call in an orbital strike on the old bulb for ‘Democracy!’

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

@Geocities_Builder03/01/2000 17:18I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Backstreet_Fan07/07/1997 03:46I want it that way... the funny way!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan05/27/2002 02:58Silently laughing in the snow.

@Sum41_Skater11/02/2007 02:27In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Cow_And_Chicken11/30/2010 18:31Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Distracted_Boy03/27/2003 05:48Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob03/20/2013 04:00The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!