2003 Legacy: The Heart

“Your heart is skipping.” “Is it a ‘Glitch’?” “No, it’s a ‘Feature’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Myspace_Tom05/20/2005 19:42I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/15/2014 03:28My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Harry_Potter_Ron01/11/1997 05:37Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Linkin_Park_Fan10/08/2015 19:08In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Butthead_Uhhh04/10/2015 09:51Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Top_Gun_Maverick02/18/2010 22:32I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Digg_Submitter_0510/20/1998 23:22Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Annoying_Orange05/13/1996 12:17Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!