2022 Vintage: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 150.” “I’m trying to book a holiday for under $2,000!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

@Geocities_Builder10/06/2014 05:34I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@WAP_Navigator07/28/1997 02:22Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Burning_CDs09/26/2000 13:01I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@BitTorrent_0107/19/1996 21:48Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Speed_Racer_Go03/04/2000 17:18Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Anchorman_Ron01/31/2013 23:19I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Leave_Britney_A04/18/2004 12:02Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!