2011 Vintage: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 130.” “I’m looking at my ‘Data Usage’!” “Deep breaths, man.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper07/11/1997 00:13Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan01/24/1996 21:00Silently laughing in the snow.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/20/2002 22:11You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Uncle_Rico_9802/20/2002 16:27I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Brick_Tamland_L09/29/2006 20:27I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Web_2_0_Fan06/24/2006 06:58This is the future of humor!