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2002 Legacy: The “He Loves U Not” (Wait, that was 2000)

 I’m still catching up. My brain is a mess of boy bands and early internet.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/15/1999 19:57I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Blockbuster_Refugee04/19/2015 13:24Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Buffy_Summers_9701/23/2003 04:57Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Unix_Wizard10/17/1996 20:08sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Bill_Nye_Fan02/03/1997 18:26Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Courage_Dog02/25/1997 05:20The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Hansel_So_Hot11/09/1999 22:14That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@PopUp_Blocker_X03/17/2014 01:21I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Metacrawler_X04/27/2004 21:08Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Frag_Master_9901/23/1999 16:37Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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