1999 Legacy: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Hope you don’t have a virus.

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

@ICQ_Master9909/18/2011 13:58Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril02/22/2015 11:44He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Animorphs_X01/31/2014 21:40I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Borat_Very_Nice08/26/2014 18:20Very nice! Great success!

@Star_Wars_Kid07/02/2001 11:30I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Afk_For_Laughs12/20/2002 04:17Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Facepalm_Master01/26/2005 14:48I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Mobile_Web_0109/04/2007 11:55Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!