1998 Archive: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Do you have a cold?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

@Geocities_Neighbor07/13/2011 10:58Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Napster_Leech02/05/2003 00:19Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Kazaa_Leecher10/20/2009 04:26I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan06/25/2014 23:51I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Blink_182_Mark03/13/2004 08:39What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!