Why was the dog wearing a scarf? Because Harry Styles made flamboyant accessories mandatory for every “Style-ish” event in 2022.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
A joke for the end of the world.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!