Why were the kids ignoring the fireworks? Because the final book was coming out on July 21st, and they were too busy re-reading the 6th book to make sure they knew who the “Half-Blood Prince” was.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!