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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the ball is about to drop!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

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In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

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@ModemWarrior08/15/2013 20:14I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Doom_Guy04/15/2015 11:51Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Hotmail_Original08/31/1997 20:40Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Shrek_Ogrelord12/03/2008 10:28Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/01/2007 03:08I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/26/2007 01:08My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Hamster_Dance_X05/17/2014 17:49Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Fred_Channel_0610/23/2009 14:21HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Challenge_Acc09/01/2011 05:53Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!