Why was the host so energetic? Because Pharrell’s song played so many times that the guests were legally required to clap along, even if they were currently holding a plate of messy ribs.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
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2023 Legacy: The "Padam Padam" Kylie Minogue
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2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
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2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Video (Sora) Fear
Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Houdini" Dua Lipa
Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Last Night" Morgan Wallen
Why was the 4th so "Country-Pop"? Because this song played in eve...read more »
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »
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35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
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2025 Vintage: The AI-Generated Toasts
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33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Laughing is as laughing does.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I’m watching you... read this joke!