Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hal. / Hal who? / Hal-lo? Is anyone home in this space station?
Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
2024 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »
53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition
In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Martian
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.