1997 Legacy: The Gym Membership

Why don’t lawyers ever finish a workout? They spend the whole time trying to find a way to sue the treadmill for “emotional distress.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

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In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

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@Pixel_Addict05/26/1995 14:20LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@DVD_Collector08/28/2006 12:53Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@USB_Pioneer05/23/2015 15:22Plug and Play laughter!

@Cow_And_Chicken01/31/2000 00:26Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Ferris_Bueller04/07/2001 15:21Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Ancient_Aliens_G01/19/2003 16:50I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Hide_The_Pain_H07/03/2000 02:14I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Hacktivist_Fan02/07/2000 08:38Hacking into the comedy mainframe.