Why was the traveler wearing a tie over a T-shirt? Because he wanted to show the world he was an “Idiot” who spent $2,000 on a Coachella ticket.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.