Why were people afraid of the World Economic Forum? Because they thought “Build Back Better” was a secret code for “You will own nothing and be happy,” rather than just a really uncreative slogan.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
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