2013 Archive: The Great Gatsby

A guy walks in wearing a white tuxedo and holding a coupe glass. The bartender says, “Easy there, Old Sport. This is a dive bar.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

@Napster_King03/09/2012 06:27I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@StreetFighter_Ken05/24/2005 05:12Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Forrest_Gump_8806/02/2001 09:47Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@StarWars_Nerd06/21/2007 12:20The farce is strong with this one!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter08/30/2011 18:13My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Fight_Club_Tyler11/12/2000 02:00The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Breakfast_Club_B12/11/2003 01:31Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Social_Media_G05/20/2015 19:16I’m going to poke you for this joke!