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1995 Vintage: The “Got Milk?” Ads

Why did everyone have a white mustache? Because apparently, the only way to sell dairy was to make celebrities look like they forgot how to use a napkin.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@X-Files_Spooky10/06/1998 05:35I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
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