Why did everyone have a white mustache? Because apparently, the only way to sell dairy was to make celebrities look like they forgot how to use a napkin.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.