He sampled Etta James and turned a classic into a gym anthem.
Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Classic: The "Mamushi" Megan & Yuki
"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mercy Movie (Rebecca Ferguson)
Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean-Tech" Luxury
I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses "Capture"
Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Mustard Beat
The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Fever
I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Invisible" Earbuds
They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Dead Internet" Realization
I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »
66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution
Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »
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Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »
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My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Super green! Hilarious!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.