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2014 Vintage: The Gone Girl Twist

 I will never trust a “cool girl” again. Or anyone who owns a diary and a blender.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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@Dreamcast_Gamer05/16/2002 17:23Thinking is definitely funny today.
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@Hi5_Pro_User05/01/2002 03:08High five for this joke!
@Warcraft_Orc03/17/2003 13:13Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Ultima_Online_V07/21/2005 15:25Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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