2024 Archive: The Generic 2

“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it was printed on a 3D printer in a basement.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes07/14/1999 01:02Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Fight_Club_Member04/28/2002 11:57I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Daria_Morg03/28/2000 10:49My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Ermahgerd_Girl04/24/2010 00:15ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Evil_Kermit_M02/19/1999 14:52Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Infoseek_Explorer09/10/1996 20:17Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Pwnage_King05/18/1996 03:40Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.