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1998 Legacy: The Generic 2

I asked for generic aspirin. They gave me a piece of chalk and a positive attitude.

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Independence_Day03/23/2008 12:17Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Memento_Guy06/17/1997 03:45Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
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@Wayne_World_Ex03/27/1996 20:27Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Netscape_Now_B10/18/2001 11:25I clicked the button and it brought me here!

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