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1998 Classic: The Gateway 2000

 Why was the suitcase so boxy? The traveler was actually shipping his cow-spotted Gateway computer box back home.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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