2013 Legacy: The Garlic

I’m “breath-taking” in my high-res selfie.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

@Forrest_Gump_8810/07/2014 02:17Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Austin_Powers_Groovy11/04/2001 03:25Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Student_Life_0104/13/2003 12:53Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Fargo_Marge04/19/2009 23:09Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Magic_SchoolBus02/19/2009 14:01Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy08/01/2010 19:02You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Flash_Intro_Hater11/11/2011 11:00Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/14/2011 01:25Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!