She told the lawn it was “lacking a competitive spirit.”
Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 100-Yard Dash
Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »
1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »
The Surprise Visit
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »
My mother-in-law has come round to...
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven y...read more »
Do you know, my mother-in-law has...
Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from...read more »
1999 Joke: I Just Got Back
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »
68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with the sinking of the Tita...read more »
66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition
In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »
Bill: I was sorry to hear...
Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »
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59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition
In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all staring at our wrists and trying to figure o...read more »
2008 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Said To
My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!