Why did Ban Ki-moon do the dance? To prove that the UN Secretary-General can be “hip,” while the rest of the world realized that 1 billion views is more power than a seat on the Security Council.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The First "Smart" Protest
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36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the line between Washington D.C. and a 24-hour reality T...read more »
2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
Why was an Australian professor the star of the Olympics? Because...read more »
34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition
In 2009, the world was nursing a financial hangover while trying ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Political Vibe
Why was it the "Year of Sync"? Because we ended it realizing that...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »
2024 Archive: The NATO 75th Anniversary
Why were the world leaders in D.C. so tense? To prove that an all...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Great Switch
Why was July 2024 the most frantic month in D.C.? Because Joe Bid...read more »
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In 2014, history decided to stop repeating itself and started mak...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
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Why did UBI become a hit? Because robots started making coffee an...read more »
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