Why did security detain the suitcase? Because a Furby started speaking “Furbish” inside the bag, and the guard thought it was an alien communicating with the mothership.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Tourist Trap
A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition
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The Hotel Buffet
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The Rental Car
Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Solar Plane
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Why was the pilot humming a specific beat? Because the internet ...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition
In 1999, traveling felt like a race against the clock. We were ch...read more »
The TSA Experience
Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »
The Window Seat
A view of the clouds and a test of human patience.I asked for a w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport Control
Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »
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In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »
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In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—most...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!